Monthly Archives: July 2011

Excuse any grammatical disparities and sap, I just had a rather full glass of wine, which is no doubt fueling this ridiculousness. I talk about Hanna a lot on here. I have known him for almost six years of my … Continue reading →

I live in Portland, which means I have to put up constantly with the scent of weed and stoners with dreadlocks in their hipster gear drinking Pabst. But I also am the daughter of a retired cop, which means I … Continue reading →

I fell in love with this girl for her “Hot Girl Disguise,” which you should watch. She is everything I wish my vlog could be. Also, be warned my family, there’s some salty language.

One of my semi-frequent gripes at work is at the expense of moderately pubescent boys who can’t act their age. In this I mean boys well into their double digits who should just should know better. They do dangerous things … Continue reading →

A blog I submitted to the “Write On Project.” You can see the published original here: The Write On Project I’m writing this for two reasons: 1. to get out of a rut that has lasted a year and 2. … Continue reading →

Amy Winehouse is dead? Is that why she keeps popping up on my news feed? How did I miss this? ….I can’t say I’m exactly surprised. I feel a little bad, though – just because she was so much trashed … Continue reading →

Some Dick Decided to Kill People To One-Up Islam Seriously? You would stereo-typically expect this to be some radical Muslim group saying Norway offended Muhammad or something – no, it’s a Norwegian blasting his own country for being TOO NICE … Continue reading →

Text from the video upload: Cassie and I were both invalids in the house; my parents and her sister dog, Cleo, had gone camping, but I had pneumonia and Cassie, at age nine, no longer likes camping. My parents were … Continue reading →

Prof. Kohmjathy would want you to know that it’s pronounced “DAO” and if you say it with a T, you’ll look like a douchebag to the Chinese. (Of course, we look that way to the French all the time, so … Continue reading →