For My Many Many Many MANY Gay Friends

Gay Vampire Love Ring.

And here I thought it was sort of a pretty ring, in a simple way….

I’m just wondering how you find out most vampires are gay? I’d start a poll for that, but…..what on earth would I say?

Oh, oh, wait, I got one!

“Most vampires are gay because you’d need lots of practice sucking on blood engorged appendages.”

HUH? HUH?!?.

I hate myself.


About emilydnelson

A recent graduate of Hofstra University with a B.A. in anthropology, Emily is like every other twenty-two year old on the planet - trying to figure out what the hell to do now. Follow as she struggles with writing, her social work job, and bopping from coast to coast.
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