Me: I finished the final section last night, and I think I can turn out the epilogue and edit it today. Be prepared, because I have every intention of spamming it to all of your email accounts.
Him: And I thought you loved me….
Me: Well, if you’re not reading it, you OBVIOUSLY don’t love me!
Him: I will read it, because I do love you.
Me: Aw, hooray! Also, this all just went on my blog.
Yup. That’s my poor old dad.